by Dark everywhere. May 14, 2022
Get the Salt lickmug. The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
Get the salted his beardmug. Smiled A Little Then Stopped
instead of lol or lmao, more accurately, SALTS (smiled a little then stopped) ex. someone texts a kinda funny joke- “salts”
by wouldn’t youliketoknow January 21, 2023
Get the saltsmug. by Digglerbits April 24, 2024
Get the Saltmug. Ones asshole being rimmed with cocaine and having a partner snort it around the hole every time they tounge it
He was so excited to have his rim salted for the first time
She he was the best salted rim shes every had
She he was the best salted rim shes every had
by Gasworks1 January 17, 2023
Get the Salted Rimmug. Cumming in someone's hair. Can be done in many places including top of head, chest, leg, and anywhere there is hair.
Ex.
Ex.
Person A: Dude, last night Lisandra let me Salt her fields
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!
by Doickls January 27, 2017
Get the Salting the Fieldsmug. A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.
I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!
I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
by CmdBanana June 10, 2024
Get the to salt the wombatmug.