Poon Taxi

The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive

Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"

Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"

by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

Pooning

Poo + Gooning, the act of using ones poop as lube when gooning

Justin was pooning last night and his mom could smell it through the door

by FartGuyPooner February 21, 2025

The Poon Tomb

A place where the pussy is laid to rest, or frequently killed.

Took Martha to the Poon Tomb last night...

by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025

Poon

Poon is a Kashmiri word for Ass. Its considered vulgar, often used as an abuse to refer to a stupid person or during sexual conversations. Anyways , a good poon really turns anyone on.

Man! I want to fuck that poon.

by Koshur_goudh February 18, 2018

Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.

Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.

by ARH December 23, 2013

Poon Pusher

The exact opposite of a cock block. Someone who pushes the vagina to you, to help you out.

Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."

by Cornelius Finch September 29, 2011