Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021
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polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards
The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!
by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019
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Polish Pipeline

When someone takes a huge shit than sticks it in the freezer for 1 hour. Once frozen he uses it as a dildo and fucks his girlfriend with it.
Zac Effron just gave Vanessa Hudgens a Polish Pipeline
by nateasser January 25, 2011
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you can polish a turd

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
by raybeez February 13, 2022
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polish the silver

In the restaurant industry, and usually in fine dining, the flatware is polished using a cloth or napkin after coming out of the dishwasher so as to remove stains or food that did not come off during washing and to give the flatware a good appearance. Usually falls into the category of “side work.”
Mark, stop jawing with the bartenders and go polish the silver.
by SuperFreakDog October 21, 2020
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polish martini

I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.
by friedfisherman July 29, 2023
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Tim Polish

Extremely attractive person incapable of social contact, thus ruining his chances at a meaningful relationship
“Wow what a loser, he’s such a Tim Polish”
by wannabetim December 07, 2022
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