Owen

Cool guy. Generally pretty cool. Named Owen

That guy Owen is pretty cool, if I'm honest.

by BestScrib September 26, 2021

owen

the man that will steal your heart and never give it back. hes a player, and has wanted to get with everyone at some point. if you ever get the privilege of being exclusive with him say no.

em: "ive gone back to my ex 3 times"
liv: "which one?"
em: "owen you bozo"
liv: "girl not him again he did you so dirty and his body count is higher than the amount weed hes on on a friday night."
em: "stfu"

by emitheogb April 9, 2022

Owen

Someone who wipes his gouche hairs with his index finger and sucks it for 5 mins.

"what did Harvey do last night?"
"oh rumour has it he did an Owen in front of his bird"

by C0ck muncher December 3, 2018

Owen Ladbrook Wood

Just a chill guy who loves everything (especially eating and acting nonchalant).

Chill guy: Yo ur acting like Owen Ladbrook Wood rn.
Another chill guy: Thanks. 😈

by TheRealOne1989 November 24, 2024

Owen

Owen is a slightly disturbing, but great friend. He may think so, but no girl is out of his league(they might be out of his peripheral vision though). He will cross his legs, put his hands on his chin, elbow on the table, and say "so tell me all about the gossip." He gives you advice(some of it isn't applicable but still appreciate the gesture)on your boyfriend, your friends, and just life. He's really cool and one of the funniest guys you'll know. His jokes may be a bit...intense but he's hilarious once you get to know him.

Person 1: Oh my God, how dare that guy make a joke that racist!
Person 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Owen is hilarious!

by RoxanneRitch February 23, 2023

Faze Sussy Owen

When you play action in madden and fumble and lose the game then go beat bronze rocket league players.

Bro I totally Faze Sussy Owen that game

by WilliamPolchinjr June 5, 2021

Owen

Stinky cheese boy who loves to play video games and sit inside all day gaming. he does not like women. He is very smart and like doggys. he can count to 100 and more too. Owen

Oh my god its Owen. i dont like women either i t hink and i can count to high number :)

by TsKuu July 27, 2020