Rocky Mountain Grind

Getting a blow job from a girl who is either still eating or just finished eating oreo's.

Tom - "why do you look so pleased with yourself?"
Cam- "Marcy just gave me a Rocky Mountain Grind, it was messy but I was in a hurry..."
Tom - "I prefer wagon wheels..."

by longtimereaderfirsttimecaller November 11, 2012

mountain dew whiteout

Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.

Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!

by Techn0Llama May 21, 2018

Rocky Mountain Calamari

Deep-fried and battered foreskins.

You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?

by pdxsasquatch August 26, 2023

mountain dew throwback

the essence of the gods before they made god.

jesuses granpa drank mountain dew throwback.

by F.JjJjJ January 14, 2020

Blue Mountain Bigot

Someone who refuses to drink anything but Coors Light.

Make sure you get Coors light for Jeff, he's a blue mountain bigot.

by Turbokirbo55 November 8, 2010

mountain top ted

When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.

I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!

by pertygolfer January 5, 2023

Rocky Mountain dip

The act of placing one genitalia (ball bag) into a girls anus while inserting the shaft into the vagina

I can’t believe I was able to pull off the Rocky Mountain dip

by Partial man May 20, 2019