Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.

Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.

by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

by R0_gUE January 25, 2017

Ding-sling

An event or device that causes one to have a euphoric and momentous experience.

Our spa appointment at the Broadmoor resort was a real ding-sling.

by GJ2 July 2, 2021

ding dong

Its your goddamn Penis you retard, get a life...

look down, open your pants and you probably have a small fucking dick man... or in other words, a ding dong

by FatLoser26 June 27, 2016

ding

to acquire media illegally on the internet, to stream from an illegal service, or to watch it for free when you would otherwise pay for the movie or a subscription service

“I think I’ll ding that new movie instead of buying a $20 DVD.”
“There’s an awesome website where you can watch dinged movies for free!”

by Rejectedwiggle May 16, 2020

Ming Huang Ding

A person who probably weighs over 300 pounds

Ming Huang Ding sat on Daniel and crushed his legs.

by Justing0999 March 4, 2022

avoid the ding

Similar to "no pun intended", but to avoid people dinging the bad-pun bell

"To avoid the ding, the computer issues are quite binary"

by daxtonizawesome January 3, 2025