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Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place
by Art Corr June 5, 2020
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couch hoe

A stripper who makes all her money doing couch or vip dances and rarely gets up on stage
at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper
by stripper chick February 20, 2010
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falling off the couch

by The Official my Account August 12, 2018
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drop it like a couch

No more, " drop it like a couch"
by Cuz she said March 3, 2021
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East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had
Where are you located? East Van Couch
by Willy1972 September 5, 2023
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curdled couche

I went down on my girlfriend, and I almost barfed because she had curdled couche.
by Sarah&Dan March 22, 2010
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couch tough

The guy or girl who tells stories about how badass they think they are or thought they once where while sitting on their ass. Most times on a couch while drinking alcohol.
It's easy to be couch tough with all the sport games on tv this time of year.
by Nathan Alvin Cox October 29, 2019
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