Cop a memby

"I'm trynna cop a memby bro"

"yeah me too"
by edgeToGoon January 27, 2025
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Cop schmopped

When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....

When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......

Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.

And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....

you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
by Mrs. Nesbit March 06, 2022
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Meme Cop

Some pathetic person who feels like its their duty to tell you your meme is old.

Also Meme Nazi
Yeah, this was funny 8 years ago.

Ok, meme cop
by Bobakalacka April 15, 2021
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blowing a cop

The act of blowing smoke at a cop that is talking to someone they have pulled over as you drive past them.
-blowing a cop-
tom: dude i blew a cop last night and he didn't know what hit him.
by baconator7 June 27, 2010
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cop a cuff

To find a woman/man and start a relationship
Yes let me cop a cuff for the winter
by foley212 November 12, 2017
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Cop Block (or copblock)

Cop Block (or copblock) ©® is a thing which blocks your vision, as like the thing which undermines a criminal's vision is a cop; and also, an individual, group or other person, place, thing, event or idea which runs interference with police, while one or more gets away.
The PD cop block (or copblock) everything I do so I have to send a cop block (or copblock) to run interference.
by Howard W. Moore, 3rd August 27, 2021
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cop and twirl

Yo Joey. Do you think Kelly with give me a cop and twirl?
by ROyJones August 25, 2010
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