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Big Fiddy

It’s where you bust 7 nuts a day for 7 days then a finale on midnight the last day.

Usually a statement from a man to his partner, when he is about to go vacation.

Often met with retaliation and/or violent complaints of how tired or uninterested the supporting party is.

The “Big Fiddy” is an accomplishment of few people, some notable, such as: Bill Clinton (not surprised) and Hugh Hefner which was successful in 43 out of 44 attempts. Many people claim that the failure was due to a pubic hair friction fire.
This is likely to be a feasible claim given that the incident occurred New Years Eve 1974.

The most questionable case of achievement was Cellini Rossellini “The Pepperoni King of Wheeling“

It was told that he allegedly extinguished the crotch fire caused by Hefner back in 1974. He claimed that the latter was the finale for his 52nd “Big Fiddy” that year, Thus indicating that he had busted 2600 nuts (one every 3.5 hours) in 1974 alone. This is the only known occurrence of a “twin-cix hunnit”
Given his newfound devout Christianity, he declined to speak with the team on the matter.
Me- “I need you on point, I’m going for the Big Fiddy.”
Wife- “Big Fiddy?”
Me- “ Yeah it’s where you bust 7 nuts a day for 7 days then a finale on midnight the last day”
Wife- “Omg, your an idiot, I want a divorce”
Me- “Good Going, I was going to put this on Urban Dictionary and you fucking ruined it!”
by Jackin’overhanded September 11, 2021
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Big-Fech

An extremely large human being with beautiful golden locks. Commonly is confused with big bird from sesame street.
"Woah did you see that big yellow bird?"- John

"Yeah, but that was just a big-fech"- Sally
by Tavid Johnson January 30, 2010
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Big Doig

The act of drinking 6 pints of beer or cider in under 5 minutes.
Person 1 - Did you see what callum did at the party last night.

Person 2 - No what?

Person 1- He did a Big Doig
by ManMythLegend.BP September 30, 2009
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Big touch

A touch tbat either lasts to long or is rapey in nature. (Any gameshow host ever.)
Ace: *gives James a big touch*
James: whoa, no homo tho, right?
by Bęèņ pőįšøň February 22, 2019
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Big Lasagna

When the things go as things would have
Did you see Nyan is here? Big lasagna!
by Big Lasagna April 22, 2022
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Big Cappa

Tittle given to someone known to cap about anything and everything.
Ohh there goes my boy big cappa!

You heard big cappa lately?
by Lilcappabruh October 16, 2020
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Big Simon

A Big Simon is a Simon that has a humongous dick.
Big Simon has a humongous dick.
by Big duck simon January 27, 2020
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