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Beef Burrito

The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.
Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.

Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.
by ImJustVeryRetarded July 25, 2016
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burrito man

a fucking fat person who is like a burrito
Bryan: OI, did you see the teacher?
Nicholas: Yeah, he's a burrito man
Bryan: Damn right!
by Nzxke November 11, 2019
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Burrito bison

person 1: burrito bison? epic?
person 3 yes, lol epic
by Goydrascre January 31, 2022
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Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.
"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"
by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017
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Cream Burrito

when a person takes apart an Oreo cookie, takes out the cream filling, rolls it up which resembles a burrito
"My Oreo split perfectly! So I'm going to make a cream burrito with it!"
by tl203 July 5, 2012
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Frictions Burritos

Having diarrhea farts while you are jogging or running......
Dan could not continue the triathlon.... He was stricken with a sudden case of Frictions Burritos......
by Mook Bug July 17, 2019
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continuously stabbing your burrito pretending that it's your enemy/least favorite t.v character.
i was stabbing my burrito with a fork today.
by y e s dream daddy August 29, 2017
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