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two-hand tornado

When two hands are placed on the penis and rotated in opposite directions during foreplay. This motion is very pleasurable for men.
Person 1: "Yo, how did things go with Jenny last night?"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"
by zfresh23 August 2, 2015
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two-finger sandwich

The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.
Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.
by splucygoosey November 24, 2011
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maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals.
Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two peas, more like!!!
by Honeybunch September 15, 2008
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Two door shit

A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.

There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.

A four door shit would be legendary.
"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"
by the_caretaker June 9, 2005
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Two Dollar Hooker

Cheap-ass and ugly hooker, even worse then a slut.
I'm bored, let's pick up a two dollar hooker and have a good time.
by Frizzy112 March 13, 2011
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two-call system

The method used by an escort booking agency to ensure maximum utilization of their resources. The objective is have the next customer available on site to ensure minimum down time, but at the same time ensure the previous customer has left and the girl has had a chance to clean up before her next "date".

The first call will provide general location information (such as the name of a hotel) while the second call (which occurs after arrival at the location) will provide more detailed information such as a room number.
After making an appointment with the agency, it was a standard two-call system to get to the girl's room.
by daed November 2, 2011
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the lesser of two evils

when one is presented with 2 bad choices. the person chooses the one that has less of a consequence.
my mom wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes but i didnt want her too. it was either
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils
by Rocky.L August 19, 2008
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