When two hands are placed on the penis and rotated in opposite directions during foreplay. This motion is very pleasurable for men.
Person 1: "Yo, how did things go with Jenny last night?"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"
by zfresh23 August 2, 2015
Get the two-hand tornadomug. Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.
by splucygoosey November 24, 2011
Get the two-finger sandwichmug. by Honeybunch September 15, 2008
Get the maggot and two peasmug. A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.
There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.
A four door shit would be legendary.
There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.
A four door shit would be legendary.
by the_caretaker June 9, 2005
Get the Two door shitmug. by Frizzy112 March 13, 2011
Get the Two Dollar Hookermug. The method used by an escort booking agency to ensure maximum utilization of their resources. The objective is have the next customer available on site to ensure minimum down time, but at the same time ensure the previous customer has left and the girl has had a chance to clean up before her next "date".
The first call will provide general location information (such as the name of a hotel) while the second call (which occurs after arrival at the location) will provide more detailed information such as a room number.
The first call will provide general location information (such as the name of a hotel) while the second call (which occurs after arrival at the location) will provide more detailed information such as a room number.
After making an appointment with the agency, it was a standard two-call system to get to the girl's room.
by daed November 2, 2011
Get the two-call systemmug. when one is presented with 2 bad choices. the person chooses the one that has less of a consequence.
my mom wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes but i didnt want her too. it was either
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils
by Rocky.L August 19, 2008
Get the the lesser of two evilsmug.