Mrs. B. tried blaming the family dog when she cut a mom fart but everyone at the table knew it was her.
by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011
The type of fart where a little bit of non-gas comes out, necessitating a change of knickers. While the idea of getting something extra or "value-added" is generally an attractive proposition, in this case it emphatically is not, because the "plus" you get is shit.
There are many important reasons not to wear white pants but this is pretty high up there.
There are many important reasons not to wear white pants but this is pretty high up there.
by cornlog October 23, 2009
If someone you don't like is sleeping, crouch bare-assed over his face. Have somebody else slap his face right as you bust ass. That way, he wakes up to smell your fart and see your ass in his face.
by whitest guy ever April 29, 2005
by JungleJumper November 09, 2005
by Billy Bob 2003 July 29, 2009
The noise that can be, but isn't guaranteed to be generated by the penis and breasts during rough pelvic thrusts by the male and tightly squeezed breasts usually helped by sweat, lube, or spit. Usually no foul smell results from this.
I was titty fucking my girl and we were really going at it and then she titty farted on my dick.
My wife can titty fart on command.
My wife can titty fart on command.
by traynwreck February 14, 2012