That distinct feeling you get when you fall and land on something hard targeting mainly your tail bone and it feels like you are exhaling so hard that your lungs are going to implode. The pain is so extraordinary that all you can do is roll around holding your ass with both hands and making a constipated noise unable to talk or breath.
Kid board slides down a flat bar on his snowboard on a cold day and at the very end he washes out and hits his tailbone on the very edge.
Kid: UNNNNHHH
Other kid: I think that kid is dying
another kid: Nah he's just getting ... (Booming Echoing Voice) THE BUTT FEELING.
Kid: UNNNNHHH
Other kid: I think that kid is dying
another kid: Nah he's just getting ... (Booming Echoing Voice) THE BUTT FEELING.
by hellomynameisntslimshady October 28, 2008
Sexual act; during anal sex (typically best between men) at the point of climax, the recipient of the load blasts a forceful, monstrous anal queef vibrating the schlong as it makes the deposit.
I was slamming this dude's ass last night and he gave me a crazy dope butt hummer. I was in heaven until I realized he back blasted me with shit streaked sperm.
by steve the leech November 23, 2013
a weird sensation in your buttocks where it feels like your stomachs rumbling but it is actually your butt.
by doodbanks November 27, 2013
"Dude, did you see that girl? She's got some serious butt yogurt. WHOA. And she's EATING IT, TOO! AND IT'S YOUR MOM!"
by dingledingle November 20, 2004
by megan=o & alexa-o February 14, 2005
When a person has really bad diahrea where in they don't make it to the toilet fast enough.
Usually caused when a person who has gastrointestinitus has had to much to drink and eaten food stocks known for making green poop and/or large amounts of intestinal gas.
Usually caused when a person who has gastrointestinitus has had to much to drink and eaten food stocks known for making green poop and/or large amounts of intestinal gas.
"Man, excuse me I gotta go!"
"What? You sick?"
(*running and groaning*)
(returns 30 minutes later.)
"Hey I got to leave."
"What? why?"
"I didn't make it onto the toilet in time and I sprayed butt soup all over the seat and the back of my pants.)
"What? You sick?"
(*running and groaning*)
(returns 30 minutes later.)
"Hey I got to leave."
"What? why?"
"I didn't make it onto the toilet in time and I sprayed butt soup all over the seat and the back of my pants.)
by armoroid 5000 July 17, 2009
by CaptainDil April 30, 2009