Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler June 10, 2018

Taint Grease

It refers to a nasty and oily substance forms in a crease of one's taint region when an individual gets extremely unhygienic and don't take a shower for a very long time.

Fuck Hugh! Your damn taint grease stained this poor chair!!

by JCA11 May 29, 2018

Holi-Taint

Holitaint

The "limbo" between Christmas and New Year's Day. Taint Christmas...Taint New Year's Day
I'm so confused. What to celebrate during Holi-Taint?

by Holi-Taint Founder December 28, 2018

Taint Stich

the ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the anus to the balls

His taint stich was a thing of beauty

by stuarthub December 16, 2011

Tobey's Taint

Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.

Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.

Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

Taint Tears

The nut running down a mans taint when he was taking a breather from ejaculating but his dick drooped and the nut fell on his taint

“I was takin a breather then I jumped when mah cold taint tears touched mah butthole”

by CoochieChomper6ixnine March 4, 2019

Painting The Taint

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star

Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)

by Archimedes3000 February 5, 2024