Taint

Big white man from California with lumber jack figure that back up trailers like a boss cause he grew up in a carnival.

Damn did your see what that taint did the other month? He went and got him self a warrant for dime bags!

by JBLMFSP October 24, 2025

Prehensile Taint Tail

The Prehensile Taint Tail most commonly references the mysteries medical mutation in which a humanoid species has a powerful and versatile third appendage protruding from center of one taint which is medically decribed as a Gouch The only known example of this mutation belongs to the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Professional Wrestling Alliance.

"BY THE NAME OF OUR MOST IMPERIAL GALACTIC GRAND EMPEROR Sir West of Kanye is that homeless dude in the smelly bathrobes' DANGLY WANGLY a flipping and a flopping all over that Reptialian Guards' third eye?"

No silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!

by Jonathan Q. Tork November 2, 2025

Taint humping

When you do not stand for anything but still want to seem you stand for both. Like the taint section in the middle of the conventional entry and the taboo entry.

He made a long speech but all in all is was taint humping the key issue.

by Nihimba November 2, 2025

Taint-liquor

The juice dripping from a prolapsed anus.

Don't get your taint-liquor on me it stinks.
And
Your taint-liqour don't taint great.

by Azreal08 November 14, 2025

M De-leanardo Taint Tickler

When you're talking a shit in a New York city dive bar and get your balls/taint bit or tikled by a giant NYC RAT.

I was taking a shit and got "M De-leanardo taint tickler" while taking a dump.

by RoyalGun November 22, 2025

Taint Pillow

Biker shorts with extra padding, spanning the fleashy fun bridge and preventing friction and gluteal fatigue.

Taint Pillows are essentially kneepads for your Gooch.

by WeirdnotQuirky December 19, 2025

Taint Palooza

A term used when you get inconvenienced by escalating bullshit, and just saying “taint” isn’t enough.

This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.

Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.

Sharon: “Wake up babe you’re late for work!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”

by MrBadgerBear January 23, 2025