Taint tucker

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.

When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.

by anonymous January 27, 2025

Taint Tickles

A gay version of “he gives me butterflies.”

Wow don’t look at me like that you are giving me taint tickles *blushes*

by theherd January 28, 2025

Taint field

When your undercarriage is hairy from lack of grooming.

Ted never trimmed his pubic region, we was well known for his taint field.

by TheRealCaptainOats February 25, 2025

Taint field

When your undercarriage is overgrown from lack of grooming.

He never trimmed his pubic region which left him with a massive taint field.

by TheRealCaptainOats February 25, 2025

Taint•O•Honey

Bit•O•Honey that has been stored in the front pocket of your pants, for at least an hour, warming it next to your balls and giving it a nice soft fresh caramel feel and consistency ready for either your consumption or to share with a friend.

“I could use dessert”

“You want some of Bourbons Mike’s Taint•O•Honey?”

“Hell yeah, gimme that shit!”

by BourbonMike March 1, 2025

Taint tassle

When you have some shit that moves down to your perineum to form a shit stalagtite hanging from it.

Seamus didn't wipe all the shizzle from my crack so now I feel a taint tassle tickling my leg

by Gooeytomato March 15, 2025

Taint

The same thing as a chode.

There was a hair on the guy's taint that stood when something wasn't right.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021