Taco Bonnet

The act of inserting one's head into a vagina creating the appearance of a bonnet on one's head

"Dave took a deep breath a rammed his head into Judy's vagina, knowing well the Taco Bonnet would soon become a hot fashion item for Spring 09'"

by sanjeep l. December 20, 2008

toasty taco

When you put your vagina flaps in a panini press

Guy 1: “Dude, what the hell happened to Tracy’s vag flaps?”
Guy 2: “I gave her a toasty taco when we fucked last night!”

by Poz_my_bussy September 4, 2021

Dusty Taco

The vagina of a lonely woman, who hasn't had sex or masturbated in a couple weeks at least. She is a very sad sight to see. The term "dusty taco" refers to the human embodiment of depression and loneliness. The women with a dusty taco are usually under age or about ready to commit suicide. Either way, it is very to approach a girl with a dusty taco.

"God damn that girl has a fucking dusty taco!"

by Gayson4/20 April 19, 2017

Taco Puff

A homosexual of Mexian origin.

That mexican guy at the park kept staring at Dave and Tom. I think he was a taco puff.

by tribalbear78 April 18, 2010

Crunchy Taco

A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.

Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.

Hey Steve what did you do last night?

“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”

by Janine LaSalle February 4, 2018

Taco Elbow

Taco Elbow: Its kind of like "teacup sipping pinkie" but with your elbow, holding a taco and taking a bite.

I took a bite of my taco today realizing I had raised my elbow above my ear. I thought to myself, this is a position anomaly while eating a taco, somewhat elitist like floating a pinkie while taking a sip of hot tea. Eh, so what, tacos are delicious and I will continue to use taco elbow for every bite.

by ghogman August 1, 2011

Taco Bell

A cool store that offers a wide variety of tacos and etc

you may like the food but i promise you that the food wont like you back

after 30 minutes of consumption it is recommended to find the nearest bathroom

tip of the day: if you live beyond a 30 minutes reach of a taco bell, dont eat there

ooh also try the burritos theyre good

cool person 1: hey broski want to go to taco bell
cool person 2: do we live in a 30 minute vicinity of the subjugated area known as taco bell\
cool person 1: yes
cool person 2: we have two bathrooms right
cool person 1: yes
cool person 2: im down for taco bell

by AI_Buni June 10, 2021