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closet box

There's a box inside my closet where half my heart belongs.
It's filled with clothes you never wore, with lullabies and songs.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a second late, Still trying to win a race against this unforgiving fate.
Last night we lit ten candles, imagined what you'd wish, Then blew out each blue candle, and set an extra dish.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a step away, Held fast within a memory of that long-remembered day.
Are you sleeping in the garden?
Are you safe beyond the storm?
Are you cradled in your father's arms where nights are always warm?
You were just around the corner, just beyond my reach, skipping on the gentle sand of heaven's golden beach.
In my dreams you're in the courtyard, or climbing in the tree, dancing in the shadows
past where mortal eyes can see.
You were just around the corner.
I run to catch your face, then wake to find my empty arms.....
You're gone, without a trace.
by glubglubglubglub September 25, 2025
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open door closet

When someone identifies as straight but shows a genuine romantic and/or great personal interest in a transgender person who identifies as the opposite gender of that person.
“I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he’s dating a transgender woman.”
“I guess he’s an Open Door Closet.”
by Fantastic? 90210 October 15, 2025
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Cooter closet

Hey would you ride with me I need to borrow your cooter closet so nobody will find it girl
by Tat21971 October 15, 2025
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Closet Archive

When you are so behind on laundry that you have to wear grey sweats-on-grey sweats that you haven’t worn since high school, but religiously wore when you did.
People at my community college I went to high school with probably recognize now that I’m wearing clothes from my closet archives that I wore during my depression.
by mws1eee October 22, 2025
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clown closet

a peculiar small closet or otherwise small section of room with no real defined purpose
"what's with this weird outcropping in the bathroom?" "that there is the clown closet."
by Jimmy memer October 22, 2025
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Closet Bunny

An ex that sends unsolicited masterbation videos from their closet to try and lure someone back into their narcissistic lair.
Got another video from closet bunny. Deleted!
by Hoslaya October 22, 2025
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cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.
Quit cranking your closet and come out already
by itchygabe December 10, 2025
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