mike myers syndrome

to make a decent living doing nothing but providing stupid faces along with hilarious accents for your entire life.

hahaha man that scottish accent was hilarious...

yea i know ive got the mike myers syndrome.

by thebilldozer August 20, 2010

Captain Gloval Syndrome

Where a person in a position of power or authority surrounds themself with very attractive subordinates of the opposite gender. Named after Capt. Bruno J. Gloval, captain of the SDF-1 from Macross/Robotech

All of my dentist's assistants are smoking hot. That guy as a mad case of Captain Gloval Syndrome.

by HotCarlSanchez April 5, 2011

quick-save syndrome

The common psychological condition that results from spending too long playing video games with a quick-save/quick-load function. Symptoms of which include a desire to 'save' before making an important decision, in order to have the ability to back out should it go wrong.

Dude, I was about to ask a girl out on facebook, and instinctively pressed F5 just in case!
Woah, sounds like a severe case of quick-save syndrome

by Crazy Tosh July 23, 2011

Smokey Ass Syndrome

Your condition after someone has just successfully "blown smoke up your ass" (lied to you). You now have Smokey Ass Syndrome.

That story doesn't make sense, I think you are lying. I'm getting smokey ass syndrome.

by FineDetail September 9, 2011

On the Bus Syndrome

When you get on the school bus, not having to go to the bathroom, and the minute the doors close and it starts to go, you suddenly have to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD!!!!!

John: Dude, I suddenly have to go pee really bad! But the bus just started to go, so I gotta wait another 30 min before i get home!
Smee: Haha, sounds like you have On the Bus Syndrome

by the Moose of Man September 24, 2011

Mid-West Syndrome

The deep desire to drink just becuase the sun is shining.

D: Hey Ryan what are we doing this weekend ?

R: I hear its suppose to be nice out

D: find a bar with a patio?

R: Yep! Mid-West Syndrome strikes again .See yall at noon

by Chi-Dino September 4, 2012

Abraham Lincoln Syndrome

A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.

"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."

by Johnny Booth Jr. December 4, 2012