stevens

A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing

Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.

by LiliWhite March 9, 2020

Steven

A guy who is fat, mentally underdeveloped, and works at a pizza place.

This guy is a real steven.

by 123AbcStevie September 18, 2023

Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.

Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.

by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

Steven

He is a blond with blue eyes big balls. also a meathead. he is a bitch sometimes but is always relatible.

look at that steven

by That guy gavin February 1, 2023

Stevenism

To fuck up a common saying

Steven: Better never then late
Jon: that was a stevenism

by Seagullsflytogether June 12, 2021

max brian stevens

A very strong and hunky sexy dude who is very smart and gets all the lady’s and is very independent

damn is that max brian stevens he gets all the pussy

by brody628387283 March 18, 2024

Steven Callas

CA, USA. • Military • Greek
Don’t be his friend.
Don’t date him.
Don’t marry him.
His family warns the new partner.
Covering his infidelity.
Avoidant Attachment Style.
When he leaves the new partner.
His family will slander your name.
To avoid his accountability.
Breaking the Honor Code of the academy.
Save your time.
Save your heart.

“You deserve better.” - Steven Callas
“I don’t deserve you.” - Steven
“We grew apart over time.” - Steven
“The other girl couldn’t handle the long distance.” - His sister
“All relationships go to the wayside.” - His sister

by OfficialKarma December 8, 2023