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sack spackle

when a guy wipes his ass back to front, smearing shit on the back of his scrotum
Dude, I took a solid beef shit and when I wiped I totally sack spackled myself.
by Guts February 17, 2007
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smack

Heroin. Most frequently used in the 60s.
When the smack begins to flow, I really don't care anymore...
by Lurhstaap December 28, 2003
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smack upside the head

To extend your arm so that your hand is below the back of a person's head and thrust your hand upwards so that your palm hits them square in the back of the head.

This is typically done when someone does something stupid or just to humiliate/annoy them.
When Rose started to take diet pills, her mother gave her a smack upside the head to knock some sense into her.

As John sat in the passenger seat, the driver acted like her was streching, but really smacked John upside the head and hillarity ensued.
by ByRd May 23, 2007
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tony stank

Tony stark but when a old man says it
I've got a package for tony stank
by Link22534 May 26, 2016
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Smack Off

Once a year, by invite only, Jim Rome lets his callers insult each other and various sports figures. Sort of the way he insulted Jim Everett by calling him Chris. Except Jim R. got Smacked by Jim E.

You can only be invited if you were stupid enough to sit on hold for 3 hours on one of his previous shows just to insult someone. If you call got racked (accepted) you could be in the smack off. I prefer the Snatch Off. Where Hookers and Clones get together and do the nasty. Fat guys like the snack off. Nothing like cheetos and masterbation. Orange Julius anyone?
Jeff in Richmond won the smack off once. And he sucked. Sean usually wins, because he blows rome before the show.
by The Silk Brah March 12, 2008
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stuck in a rut

Remaining in the same negative situation in life.
He's bored at his job, owes lots of money, and his his girlfriend isn't talking to him. He is stuck in a rut.
by Trudgingalong March 11, 2014
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static sack

While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.

No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.
While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.
by PilotMike April 2, 2005
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