dink slap

To slap someone with your dink.

Get away you fucker, or I'll give you a dink slap.

by Shylo Sasakamoose April 13, 2008

Burnt slap up

1) to be completely burnt.

2) In the case of mechanical repairs it can refer to a busted engine, compressor, or motor.

"Sorry sir there's nothing I can do for your A/C. The compressor is burnt slap up"

by Pigpen1161 October 16, 2008

Lappy slap

The act of happy slapping a laptop computer when the user becomes angry or annoyed with the laptop's compatability in question. The word lappy is a shortened version of the word laptop, and rhymes with happy, the first word in happy slap- see example below for clearer description...

person 1: Man, if my laptop crashes again, I'm gonna give it a right ol' lappy slap.

person 2: How's that gonna help?

person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?

person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...

person 1: Shut up...

by Starshine101 March 30, 2009

lun slap

From the Indian word lun meaning penis, to 'cock slap' someone.

Guy 1: 'Aha your mom is soo fat...'
Guy 2: 'Seriously dude you better shut up or ima lun slap you'

by J,A,H October 8, 2009

Custard slap

applying a hand covered in semen to someones face via slap

i pulled out, came on her chest then wiped it up with my hand and gave her a custard slap.

by the giant robot March 14, 2010

Hair Slap

The act of using one's hand to slap the hair on another's head. Often used when someone has asked you a difficult question that you do not want to answer.

Matt: "Josh, are you ever going to get a job to support your family?"

Josh: "Hair Slap"

by Space Boobies April 22, 2010

Runt Slap

A Reality to the Cu*t slap

She is so hot on herself but not and such a b*tch, she really needs a Runt Slap!

by =\m/-_-\m/= February 20, 2011