Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.
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He is kind, beautiful, funny, handsome, pretty, smart, intelligent and every good adjective you can think about.
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He is patient with everyone and is good at explaining things. His eyes are the most beautiful tone of brown and he has got long eyelashes.
Trust me, u want to know him!
He is also the greatest boyfriend you could have!
He is kind, beautiful, funny, handsome, pretty, smart, intelligent and every good adjective you can think about.
Simone is known for making your life so much better and after knowing him you can't do go a day without talking to him.
He is patient with everyone and is good at explaining things. His eyes are the most beautiful tone of brown and he has got long eyelashes.
Trust me, u want to know him!
He is also the greatest boyfriend you could have!
by vaso1984 November 21, 2021
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Guy 2: I want to marry that Simona so bad....
Girl 1: Ugh, she is so pretty... I'm so jealous...
Guy1: Shut up bozo
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Girl 1: Ugh, she is so pretty... I'm so jealous...
Guy1: Shut up bozo
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They are tall and gorgeous. Might seem intimidating but are actually soft and clingy with people they like.
They like listening to music and reading book.
They are tall and gorgeous. Might seem intimidating but are actually soft and clingy with people they like.
They like listening to music and reading book.
by Yourmomsleftcheek November 21, 2021
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You need a Simon as a best friend
You need a Simon as a best friend
by treewall November 21, 2021
Get the Simon mug.Simon is literally the Buzz Lightyear that he looks helpful and bulk. Sometimes he looks gay because he treats his friends so well. He is optimistic and he brings happiness to us.
Oh, don't be so Simon.
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