shalkert

origional use was in the austroghanese war in 6917. one who cuts a whole in a coconut, after masterbating in it and dumping seamonkey seaman into it, clears his pipes into the whole. the said shalkert proseeds to bake this coconut and drink the contents while taking it doggystyle.

shut your pussyclot mouth, you shalkert!

by A seamonkey boner February 24, 2009

shucker-roos

An extended form of "shucks." Used as a substitute word for "bummer." Usually an exclamation expressing regret or disappointment in a non-serious way, so as to make the person you're talking to think that you actually care.

Bill: "Man, I just found out that I have a huge homework assignment due tomorrow."
Sally: "Awe, shucker-roos! That blows! Good think I'm not in that class."
Bill: "I know, I think my teacher is queer."
Sally: "Probably."

by wordelicious April 27, 2009

Slackers Anonymous

a group of people who instead of participating in the game, sit on the bench and remain there for the most part of the game until all of the good players are tired.

see: benchwarmers

Now that the seniors graduated, the Slackers Anonymous may die away if more people don't start slacking!

by ;alksjdfasd June 3, 2009

shockerized

the past tense of being given/giving the shocker.

For the first time last night, I was officially shockerized.

Dude, I totally wanted to see her face expressions, and I shockerized her!

by phoenixblack July 20, 2009

slackertary

A secretary with a knack for not answering calls, misplacing documents, etc.
Depending on personality, this is deemed either incredibly irresponsible and/or lolztastic.

Boss: Did you fax the McHale office about the rescheduling?
Secretary: No, but I did beat Minesweeper on Expert.
Boss: OMG, you're such a slackertary.

by XJC December 14, 2009

Slackerface

When one's face, or actions have major slacking capabilities.

person 1- "Dude i can't come tonight."

person 2- "WTF. You're a major slackerface broski."

by Desmond. March 18, 2010

Shanker on the prick of progress

interruption of progress as a shanker is a 70s term of a sore from syphilis male genital

We tried to unload the truck but Ed was a shanker on the prick of progress

by John P 5280 August 21, 2010