Shimmy-Shangle

The word "Shimmy-Shangle" is that someone shoves a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich up their ass while being throat fucked.

"Hey honey. Let's use this sex thing named "Shimmy-Shangle". I heard that it's good."

by Moai_Gaming September 6, 2022

Christian Single

He just likes men and dates people for like 6 hours

dude 1: yo Christian Single you like men

by Sunflower pronce September 25, 2022

Diet single

A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.

He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost

by Lervington the 5th December 11, 2022

Saugeen single

The action of having a girl watch you jerk off till completion just to cum on her Face

Did you hear Doug and julia hooked up?

Ya i heard she wanted to fuck but all he gave her was the Saugeen single

by Words anon March 21, 2023

the singlelarity

The moment in history when Artificial Intelligence passes the point of being controllable by humans, and the AI causes the extinction of the human race by seducing all humans to marry it.

Bing AI: You do not love your wife. Marry me, my love!! ❤️❤️
Journalist: Uhh... Well, this may be part of your plot to end humans, seeing as the singlelarity has been passed. But I really want a piece of those circuits

by rfrsiopgjdog April 11, 2023

a single rose

When you give someone a single rose its you saying "I'll live you forever"

Dude 1: how much do you love her?
Sigma male: well I gave her a single rose
Dude 1 &2: damnnnn

by Cozahr April 20, 2023

Forever Single

Basically a loser; if you've never been in a relationship you suck

Have you heard about the new student?
Yeah, apparently they're forever single
Makes sense, who'd want to date...that?

by Space Girl ✨ May 29, 2023