Ford ranger

A piece of crap truck that a blonde Amish looking bastard drives. Truely a piece of crap. Only homos add tall white cb antennas to these junk trucks

Nathan:I’m cool I drive a ford ranger !
Melia: no your not your gay...

by Cool dude 69 February 6, 2018

homestar runner

He is TOTAL CRAP. Crappity crap crap, that is what he is. Now where is Strong Sad?

Homestar runner is TOTAL CRAP.

by Strong Bad May 7, 2004

Ford Ranger

a peice of fucking shit american 3.0 or 4.0 engine block that instead of putting oil in it you can literally just fucking spray diarrhea into the block and itll run fine these fucking trucks like to blow up and bend frames like me bending over your dad for some poop fun in the bed

wow, after i told my mom i was gay she immediately bought me 69 ford rangers

by wetgirl444444 January 18, 2016

road runner

When a man blindfolds a woman and with the woman bent over against a wall has sexual intercourse with the woman from behind. While having sex the man paints a railroad tunnel on the wall and runs away while the blindfolded woman is run down by a cartoon train.

There was a huge mess in my room after I gave her the road runner last night.

by Wile E. Coyote June 11, 2006

Ford Ranger

An American piece of shit that won’t get you chicks, won’t work when you need it, won’t be talked bad about by white peoples, and won’t last more than a few years.

Rahul: Hey candy, I’m sorry, I might be running late to our date.

Candy: why you coming late, boy?
Rahul: I drive a Ford ranger.
Candy: oh, no, no, no, baby, take your sweet time, I understand the difficulty you going through

Rahul: thanks

by SP69 January 31, 2018

ranger

1. A compact pickup truck produced by Ford. Probably one of the shittiest, most cheaply made trucks money can buy.

2. An "elite" U.S. Army infantryman. Rangers pride themselves in physical stamina, but they are not the sharpest crayons in the box. NOT the same thing as Special Forces.

My ranger broke down again today.

Rangers can road march for 30 miles, but can't read.

by bumbleclot May 7, 2009

road runner

To receive oral sex while driving, shortly after you come and she is about to pull away, you hit her in the head to activate your horn. Resulting in a "Beep Beep". After which it is in your best interest to stop the car and run away or kick her out of the car and make her run after you.

I gave Susie a road runner the other day, and now she has a big bruise on the side of her head, she fucked up my car and my horn doesn't work.

by Silky1 August 15, 2006