Frustrated eye rubbing emoji

It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.

Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇

Guy 1-----------------Guy 2
I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this

Guy 1----------Guy 2
Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

Rubbing a jack

Slang term for masturbating.

Last night, I was rubbing a jack.

by Fred O'Lay June 22, 2021

rub her tucker

When someone rubs a transgendered penis

Bro did you rub her tucker.

by Boostfreak January 30, 2017

rubbing out the kids

Another term for masturbating!

Craig was rubbing out the kids before work.

by assographer March 2, 2018

Doggy-Rub

Doggy-Rub refers to a sensual massage performed in the doggy-style position. In this intimate technique, the recipient is positioned on their knees, adopting the doggy style posture. Meanwhile, the masseur engages in slow, sensual strokes while providing a full back massage and penetration from behind. This method is characterized by its deliberate and gentle motions, aimed at enhancing the sensory experience.

"After a long day at work, he surprised his partner with a relaxing doggy-rub to help them unwind."

by Cahill.505 January 10, 2024

dry rub

when a chick has pocket sand and gives you a handy

got dry rub wings at buffalo on a date then she gave me a dry rub in her tahoe

by jerkchucken August 14, 2025

flub rub

When you don't have a thigh gap,so when your thighs are moist rub together and burn and eventually scab

I'm so sweaty from walking so long I have flub rub

by Palmieri June 18, 2017