dark roast

To defecate in such a fashion that you may clog a jet turbine

"Wot r u up to m8?"
"Takin a dark roast laddie"

by Its Twinkie August 14, 2014

Honey Roasted

The action of throwing a live bee hive at a feminist and proceed to roast her on the internet.

"Oh damn!!! That bitch just got Honey Roasted

by Jacxdoeswords September 22, 2016

spit roast seconds

Two males and one female, male and female in the classic sixty-nine position with her on top. Second male fucks her doggy style until he comes inside her. Than the bottom male switches with the other male and fucks her doggy style (sloppy seconds) while they are in the sixty-nine position.

Both males get a great view and taste of each other while getting a blow job.

I got spit roasted while being drilled from behind by a male whom got sloppy seconds and spit roast seconds.

by Old School New Dog February 11, 2017

spit roasting

Sexual acts of various kinds between two men and one woman.

“There was a bit of spit roasting going on last night fellas” (Stuart Olding)

by Brooke02 May 18, 2018

Emmy Rossum

A great actress, also is extremley hot.

Emmy Rossum is hot. Loved to fuck her

by Jon Opium October 17, 2006

roasted walnuts

The act of lowering yourself onto your knees over a lit candle so the flame is essentially roasting your nuts while you beg for mercy as you kiss your sexy gals ass and/or eat her pussy out from behind and she slowly pushes down on your hard cock to bring your nuts closer to the flame until they either catch fire or she orgasms, whichever comes first...and if they end up on fire you'd better do a real good job of kissing her ass til she comes if you don't want them burnt off. A very sexy way to show you are hot for her.

I let her give me roasted walnuts last night and ended up with black balls before she came...but the kisses she gave them to make it better was worth it. (and yes, she did end up setting them on fire, but only because her orgasm in my face was so intense that she ended up tightly grabbing my cock and pushing down on it...making me end up comming sperm that was smouldering as I happily suffered for being that hot for her! Ouch, can I have some more please?)!

by Rychard Head August 1, 2008

roast

to rip a nasty-ass fart

ahhh! victor the wild child just roasted all over my baby!

by Abdominal Adam October 30, 2007