Retard Sandwich 

When your'e working in between two other people on an assembly line and both of them happen to be lazy idiots who are totally incapable of doing their jobs.

Today at work was like being in a retard sandwich, I swear to God.

Retard Sandwich by Milton66 March 3, 2010

retard 

A type of vegitible, usually found with drool.

The retard was ripe for the picking.

retard by Wordsmithh January 13, 2008

Retard 

A retarted person

*That person is such a retard!!

*Greg

*Britney Spears

Retard by hannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannah January 31, 2008

Retard 

A person who works at dominos and did not go to college, or went to community college

The pizza guy at dominos is retarded

Retard by Bobby E July 23, 2007

retard school 

Retard School actually an adjective rather than a noun. It is used to describe one who does something unusually retarded.

"Man, I totally forgot what eight times eight equals... I'm so retard school!"

retard school by Ralph Macchio November 5, 2004

Retard 

A person who searches the word "retard" on urban dictionary

Go do something important, you retard

Retard by sexydancerbabe November 4, 2010

retard kitty 

A really stupid kitty or cat who will act like it's retard owners by walking into doors, eating crap and shitting all over the floor.

man1:Ha ha! look at that retard kitty! its so stupid!
man2:ha ha yeah! hey thats connors cat!
man1: ha ha! connors a retard!
man2:ha ha!

retard kitty by abz-kat July 31, 2006