Redneck hillbilly internet

Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.

Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.

by Michaelisaredneckhillbilly August 15, 2024

redneckability

The standard to which a person's level of redneck is measured.

Leroy's redneckability is on the level of Joe Dirt. Have you seen how impressive his metal lawn art collection is and his mullet wins the contest at the county fair every year.

by Mrs of the Mr October 15, 2017

redneck tumble

Securing a barrel or container of liquid or powder to the rim of a large wheel, such as on a tractor, and slowly driving around as an inexpensive means of shaking and mixing the contents of the container.

(referring to an old fuel tank) "There's quite a bit of gunk in there, looks like it's pretty thick on the bottom, so I think we're gonna have to give this thing the ol' redneck tumble."

by Your chicanery buddy November 22, 2023

Redneck Shindig

Redneck Wedding Aka My sisters wedding

THIS AINT NO WEDDING MCKAYLA THIS IS A REDNECK SHINDIG…

by TheAnonymousLoser August 17, 2024

Redneck Retirement

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)

"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.

by MasterDaddySir November 9, 2020

Redneck Crazy

When anyone has disrespected you in ANY kind of way, whether you caught your girlfriend cheating or some random chick has made a rude comment to you in a bar full of people. It usually with something getting broken and someone, besides the "crazy" person, bleeding from the ass whippin' they got.

An alternate meaning would be when a wild redneck gets drunk and attempts to do something outrageously stupid(because we have better sense when we're sober) that hardly ever ends well and is usually right after the person says "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Stacey got redneck crazy on that girl that came in here trying to act stupid! I bet she'll know next time!

Hank had to go to the hospital last night because he got redneck crazy and tried to use the power line as a zip line.

by IM28up4U! December 9, 2024

Redneck

someone who likes hunting fishing mudding and everything else outdoors

a redneck that likes hunting fishing mudding and everything else outside

by Redneck hippie September 25, 2018