Ya might be a redneck if:
1. Ya cover the word root on your root beer just to say hold my beer ya might be a redneck
2. Ya and your friends are stuck on the bus in a snowstorm and act like southerners havin the time of y’all’s lives all of ya are rednecks
2. Ya and your friends are stuck on the bus in a snowstorm and act like southerners havin the time of y’all’s lives all of ya are rednecks
by Midwestern idiot May 31, 2024
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by redneck nick May 17, 2018
Get the redneck nickmug. by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015
Get the redneck fairy-talesmug. Being redneck ain’t just wearing camo, driving a big ass truck, and listening to country music. Being a redneck is about loyalty and respect. Rednecks also don’t only listen to country, we listen to rock and rap too. And it also ain’t driving a huge ass truck. What about the rednecks who drive $1200 Hondas and New Edge Mustangs? They exist too. And ah yes camo, it also ain’t only camo. We wear Jordans, Under Armour shirts, North Face, Columbia, and basically everything else. Don’t be a fake redneck who has a gay looking jacked up haircut. Be a real redneck.
Bahaha! Look at Ryan😂 Thinks he’s a redneck just because he has that jacked up haircut and posts Snapchat stories with his shirt off.
by Yippie kay yay December 29, 2020
Get the Redneckmug. by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021
Get the Goofy Ass Redneckmug. When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
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