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pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars
Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
by JSBizzle September 21, 2011
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pre-born school

School you go to before you are born
Only smart people attend

My friend Daniel went with me
“i’m going to pre-born school in the -600 building
by only correct information August 23, 2023
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Pre-Game Purgatory

When you pre-game to go to the bars, but everyone gets so intoxicated at the pre-game you can’t get everyone out the door.
“Were the bars busy last night?”

I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”
by JBeez__ April 14, 2020
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pre-cereal milk

the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.
Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.
by GGamer65 June 2, 2020
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pre hondo depression

Pre-hondo depression is the sadness you feel before taking a massive shit.
Hondoer: *cries* this hondo is making me feel so bad-
probably my pre hondo depression kicking up *intense sobbing*
by bigstinkmilf October 27, 2021
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Pre-Estimate Meeting

An extremely valuable meeting with all of the best minds at the table to ensure all the right specifications and customer requirements are in place so that we can estimate and price the work effectively in order to win the work. (For the sake of efficiency - these meetings should be held after the structural designs have either been approved or we are 92% sure that the design will be approved)
This morning we went to the pre-estimate meeting after the structural design had been approved! It was so fun and there was a lot of amazing information gathered!
by TJBoissinot February 24, 2022
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Pre-pup

The agreement between a couple when they get a dog to determine, if the couple should split, who gets residential custody of said pet.
John and Sherry just got a labrador retriever, but she made him sign a pre-pup in case they ever broke up.
by megatorial May 19, 2009
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