poon goggles

The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.

Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....

by HHeiny November 26, 2013

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017

Porcu-poon

Not being clean shaven. (specific to females)

When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.

Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.

Sally: hey feel my muff!
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!

Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.

Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.

by The.Sniper April 3, 2019

Yung Poon Soon

1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)

2) An unfortunate Chinese name

Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?

A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

Poon

Someone with severe mental brain damage, typically caused by inhaling the sharpie fumes too much at a young age.

"You have no poon!!!!!"

"wtf does that word mean retard"

by Feetsteps August 1, 2024

Poon

Pussy and/or Vagina, used by midgets in the late 16th century.

This coopa ass bitch is a stupid POON.

by BigShmeat February 17, 2022

poon

It is an acronym that stands for penis oral orthodox nymphomaniac. It is used to describe someone that likes all of these actions at the same time. And he is probably gay and is called Uriel or Jacob or something.

You like anal as a man? you’re a poon.

by whatsup2442 January 24, 2024