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Phone Troll

Term referring to a miserable and worthless creature whose life goal is to become a customer service representative's worst nightmare.

A phone troll spends most of his workdays terrorizing reps with remarkably stupid questions. He tends to blame them for his own unearthly stupidity.

It is said that a phone troll's IQ may be lower than 50. This is clearly a myth because he can't read or write. Some even speculate that he might actually be a she.

It's worth mentioning that a phone troll is an uncommon mutation of the much more popular internet troll.
Kendra: Damn, PJ is terrorizing those poor reps again!
David: wow! He's such a phone troll.
by aDumbCockroach October 11, 2011
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Phone

A slang term me and my friends created to tell someone to look at a girl's ass without her knowing.
"Yo dude check your phone"
"I know man that's a nice phone"
by idk_man2 July 13, 2017
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Phone

A mechanical parasite that allows introverts to artificially engage with the world around them. Unfortunately, this device has taken over the world, and 999/1000 report phone addiction.
You know Brittany? She's addicted to her phone.
by TBTPlanet December 27, 2017
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phone zombie

A person who simultaneously walks and looks down at their smartphone.
A phone zombie bumped into me on the street because he wasn't looking ahead.
by Robot28L May 9, 2018
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Cell Phone

A portable wireless phone capable of texting, internet access, and calling that current generations are extremely dependent on
Bobby took my cell phone and now I don't know what time it is!
by Amber Donaldson December 9, 2008
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Obama Phone

A phone that was manufactured when Barack Obama was still president of the United States.
The PS2 emulator won't work because you bought a literal Obama Phone.
by super woahguy June 14, 2023
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mike jones phone

a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.
aye let me use your mike jones phone!!! i need to make a call n shit.
by shaboobalaboopymang July 30, 2008
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