Paper

The product of the emulsiphication of tree pulp. Generally used for writing on by civilized peoples, but also for wiping ones buttocks and for printing money on. Additionally, the second worst strategy in the game Scissors-Paper-Rock.

Me: Dude, can a I borrow a sheet of paper?
You: I need it..
Me: Scissors-Paper-Rock?
You: Sure
* Scissors.. Paper.. Rock! *
You: Paper!
Me: Scissors!
Me: pwned! Everyone knows that u pick scissors!
You: meh

by brainwad June 15, 2005

Paper Clip

A clip for paper

Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"

by Evil October 18, 2003

pamperbutt

A person (usually a guy) who has a big, saggy butt that resembles pants over a diaper.

That dude over there has a pamperbutt... His chunky ass looks like he's sportin' a shit-filled diaper.

by bobbarooba September 2, 2009

paperdue

A combination of the words "paper" and "due" (since the two words are so often said together, most often on college campuses) to be used as an excuse, possibly medical.

"You look like hell. What's the matter?"
"I've had a paperdue all week."

"I can't go to that mixer, I've got a paperdue."

by Sara Parsons October 15, 2009

Paper whore

A boss that gives you papers for no reason, either disciplinary or randomly, in a way that is not very helpful for you.

- She just gave me a disciplinary paper on something she never told me!

- She's a paper whore!

by meon51 November 12, 2010

dead paper

A Loan that is uncollectible

All The once-powerful mighty Banker had left is a bunch of unfulfilled promises and Dead Paper

by Wind Painter March 15, 2017

getting in that paper

Synonym: "breaking through that paper"

-used when a male college student expresses their want for sexual intercourse with an attractive female to another male friend or bro.

1) TJ:"Man look at that girl over there she is amazing!!"

Sean:"Oh my god I know, I want to be getting in that paper!"

2) "Man that girl over there looks fine as hell. I want to be breaking through that paper right now!"

by ukfan23 November 17, 2009