Falsey pants

Andrew Lindenberger

Wow, that guy is such a falsey pants. He needs to get himself a unicorn.

by Ebony Adara June 16, 2013

no pants romance

When a couple is in a romance simply for the sex. A couple who are in this type of relationship are usually socially with drawn or when with people can't keep there hands off of each other. And actually aren't even that fond of each other just each others genitalia

Guy 1:Yeah Dan was cool till he started going out with cyndie now i don't even see him any more.
Guy 2: yeah man totally a no pants romance.

by jrpuntouchable April 15, 2011

Pants pee

Pants pee is when you use your pants, boxers, or briefs to hold your penis when you pee. You shake it like this as well, and your hands never actually make contact with your penis

I didn't want to have to wash my hands off, so I did the pants pee

by Big Heart August 22, 2017

jiffy pants

pants of any ilk which provide a vibrating stimulus of the sexual variety

here boyo, have you seen my jiffy pants-I want to crack one off.

by toammy November 20, 2004

real pants

Real pants (noun) jeans, not chinos, pajamas or khakis.

Friend: bro come to the store with me real quick.
Me: fuck I just put pajamas on now I gotta put on real pants again.
Friend: WTF are real pants. Are chinos not real pants ?
Me: jeans bro get your shit together haha

by jhaves91 May 23, 2018

misteltoe pants

Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas

Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.

by Maria more December 24, 2022

Crappy pants

A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.

Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.

by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021