tube egg

A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.

Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.

Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).

"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work

by Freggio April 20, 2018

putt egg

A short, fat, out of shape middle-aged man who is still charming in a sense.

Your dad is such a putt egg.

by mrrunandhyde April 15, 2014

Goose Egg

When you pop one of your balls out of the side of your pants.

Ayo my homie Errol just popped a Goose Egg

by LINATHEMILF November 23, 2021

Meth Egg

When you over boil an egg and it's melting and producing hydrogen sulfide

Hey I need help, I accidentally made meth eggs

by Sammy1857 May 19, 2018

Twirling Eggs

When two men with similar man buns stimulate one other by caressing their buns together

Mart is a man whore, hes known for twirling eggs with anything that has a pulse

by Princess Ahmad February 28, 2019

General-Egg

The best gen on mudalads as Rebirb is dead sometimes and ched is not poggers
Cum is awesome here and we hope you use the word

Person 1: Cum
Person 2: Cum lol
Person 3 : Cum isn't funny
Everyone : FALSE!
Person 4: I sure do love General-Egg

by Johnbbybyb November 10, 2020

Salting the eggs

The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.

"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."

by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021