why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

5 Key Productions

5 Key Productions is a Scratch game studio founded by “Sivedow Elrard”. As of writing, his only game up is ‘Flight DELAY Simulator’ but a larger game is currently in the works.

Have you heard about the new game being released by 5 Key Productions?

by Elrard December 28, 2023

threw the keys

To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.

"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."

by Jayshoeman June 9, 2008

Key

Key is the sweetest most handsome boy you’ll ever meet he always puts others before himself no matter how he’s feeling he’s very respectful and an overall beautiful person anyone would be lucky to have key in their life he’s someone you’d never wanna lose.

Q: Hey have you talked to that boy over there?
D: Yeah! His name is key he’s really nice you should go talk to him!!

by Yourlocalweeniesucker November 21, 2023

Decora Kei

A Japanese fashion that includes a lot of accessories and layered clothing. It can be used with different colours, but bright colours are very popular. Funky/Cute clothes and accessories are very popular. Can be used in other fashions like Lolita, creating DecoLolita. Also very popular in Fairy Kei.

“Look, that person is wearing so much hair clips and bracelets!”
“Wow, they must be wearing Decora Kei!”

by Vee the Fashion Enthusiast November 30, 2022

The key to the abyss

The abyss is a place deep in your soul where your trapped mentally and you can’t escape you have to find them key’ to get out but you can just find it, you have to find something which you enjoy or takes you out by force.

Guy 1: Yo man, I’m in the abyss and I feel so empty like I don’t want to do anything no more

Guy 2: Oh shit man, Do you know what the key is

Guy 1:Nah, I have to find this It make takes weeks

Guy 2: Hope your Okay and find the key to the abyss

by Downside January 12, 2020