A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)
by Sinkliner April 18, 2018
A job that is most satisfactorily completed with the use of Beau's rare and specialized set of skills.
by Not steve May 25, 2012
The act of performing clothed sex to orgasm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner's face into the soft fabric of a tent
Josh: 'I had the best tent job ever last night'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'
by LiDsY October 23, 2012
Did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?
Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth
Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth
by crushedicey May 05, 2014
When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.
by Poop Dillah January 30, 2013
(1) The drunkest person at the bar, on a booze cruise, or at a rugby social.
(2) An overweight chic who wears derogatory clothing that makes clear statements that objectify her.
(2) An overweight chic who wears derogatory clothing that makes clear statements that objectify her.
Example 1: "Kimmy is a real job slob because she dropped her mai tai overboard and threw-up on her dress insisting the captain of the boat assist her in getting undressed."
Example 2: " Kimmy wears bikini bottoms that read 'bad ass bitch' on the front part of her crotch".
Example 2: " Kimmy wears bikini bottoms that read 'bad ass bitch' on the front part of her crotch".
by RSW August 25, 2013
a formal get-together between employer and employee to find out whether and to what extent the employee is willing to be exploited.
Huang: "i had a job interview yesterday. when the hr person asked about my life goals i said that i would love to spend an entire year or two with you in bed before getting ready to change the world"
Mindy: "hey! 🤗"
Mindy: "hey! 🤗"
by Krkič December 09, 2019