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Bellevue Oil Change

When you're banging a girl with a trachea hole and cum with your cock inside of the hole, causing your cum to go directly into her mouth. She then swallows your kids with your member still politely rested within her esophagus, resulting in the semen landing on your ding dong. You them pull your cum coated cock out from her trachea hole and into her gaping mouth. She then sucks off the goop on your peen and swallows it once again, this time with her stomach as the final resting place of your potential children.
"I fucking love morbidly obese bitches with medical problems so that I can give them a good ol' Bellevue Oil Change. Smokers aren't so great for an Oil Change though, it's kinda like rubbing sandpaper on your dick."
by Scrubl0rdXD June 17, 2023
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Austin Oil Change

when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out
He's never been able to shit right after jimmy gave him that Austin oil change!
by blissful ignorance January 14, 2025
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Oil

Liquid that the United States of AmeriKKKa has sex with and drinks and always steals.
Iraq: cool I dig oil

United States: Oil? OIL?! Iraq got OIL!!!!!
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oil toil

Working so hard as to burn the midnight oil.
Tonight was an oil toil at the office.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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olive oil banana

when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
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oil your drumstick

When your friend can't say masturbate he says "oil your drumstick"
BigDaddy: So do you still oil your drumstick Frank?
Frank: Dude, just say masturbate.
by BrotherGeorge February 28, 2016
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Nuln oil

Fuckin best drink to ever exist
Also a acrylic wash paint made by Citadel for Warhammer miniatures
Dude 1: I gave up painting this shit dude, im drinking the whole Nuln oil pot.

Dude 2: You're fucking stupid, don't do that shit.
by llmbobo June 3, 2024
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