ntz

the sound of one hand clapping

by pqx August 5, 2003

NTS

Text Messaging Acronym. Created since "lol" is the new "I have nothing to say" this acronym is used to replace it. May also be used instead of "I plead the fifth". --Originated in San Jose, California.--

Dude i'm studying for the test.
-NTS

Where were you during the time of 9:17pm?
-NTS

by PointyNipples September 22, 2009

NTS

nuke the shithouse.
basically, when you take a
big, stinky, steamy shit.

*at dinner*
Ruben: Excuse me, I must NTS before I shart myself.

by reindeer spickle June 23, 2008

NTN

Acronym for "Next to Nothing."

Roger: Hey do you know how to convert movie to MPEG?
Joe: Sorry, I know ntn about video conversion.

by WerriamMebster March 11, 2010

NTR

N. T. Rama Rao Jr.

some dude: hey who's your favourite actor
also some other some dude: oh its NTR

by khlkjhlkjhlkjhlkjhghde December 21, 2021

ntl

Generally stands for "Nice Tits Love". It's not very common, hence adding it here.

Guy (talking to a girl): ntl
Girl: wtf?
Guy: Nice Tits Love
Girl: *slap*

by Player 1 Unknown January 11, 2008

NTFO

Nuke Them From Orbit
Phrase from Aliens. Solution offered when one of the marines was troubled on what to do with the alien infestation.

Can be used as a solution in any intractable problem.

What should we do with the the countries involved in the Middle East conflict.

Answer: NTFO

by ranoxerox January 28, 2009