Fat Roulette

A pessimistic synonym for Blind Date.

Sorry Mike, I can't catch a movie tonight, I've gotta play Fat Roulette with Erins cousin.

by Fakelove April 29, 2010

Short and Fat

An insult to use if you want to start a war with little rocket man

He called me old!? Well, I would NEVER call him short and fat!

by Lawncare3 July 1, 2020

fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009

fat bastardry

going out to eat and ordering a large stack of pancakes ala mode as a follow-up to the meal.

I thought he said "pound cake ala mode" when she asked if we wanted dessert, but then she came back with 3 huge pancakes covered with ice cream, whipped cream and fudge! That's some serious fat bastardry!

by vish213 August 10, 2010

Fat Zits

abnormally large breasts. Usually at least a C-cup or larger, however, this is based upon the size of the girls frame. You are drawn to Fat Zits, they beckon you to play with them.

When I saw her Fat Zits shaking around I came in my pants. I only date girls who have Fat Zits! Those Fat Zits were bought and paid for. I want to wrap her Fat Zits around my flag pole!

by nuckinfutz87 January 16, 2011

Flying fat

When a fat person jumps and falls usually down stairs.

Did you see that guy flying fat.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

fat cell

A guy filled with energy with his cells having expanded 10-100 times their original size He usually fills roads, and airports single-handedly.

Look at that massive fat cell. He is a moving roadblock filled with energy. He takes the road.

by king KINDER BAR November 26, 2018