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max cool

A phrase used quiet frequently by surfers, beach bums, cool dudes, school drop outs etc. For ones excitement over something that is not cool but max cool! max being short for maximum.
by pothead bob21 March 11, 2011
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oh cool

When your best friend and crush start dating but you want to be supportive so you just cry on the inside.
Person 1: "So me and ____ started dating."
Person 2: "oh cool..."
by sadsmmr March 10, 2021
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cool hot

'Cool hot' suggests a person who is cool, and therefore is also hot. The person might not be physically ideal, but it is compensated for by the personality. Often, the personality is laid back and chill.
Man, John might be overweight, but he is totally cool hot.

That chick Allie, you know, she is a bit skinny and a total stoner, but I think she is cool hot.
by janep February 22, 2009
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ceo of cool

The finite leader of dork squad, he is payed in millions of cool points per second. Promoted to leader because the rest of dork squad is made of hobags and sloptarts.
The CEO of Cool just faxed a memo, hernandez' official last name is hobag.
by CEO of Cool April 30, 2008
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Cool Down

This occurs after you have been aggressively having sex with your partner. Once finished with your shaft still hot, from the friction of your cock and nuts pounding puss as hard as it could, your wife or fuck buddy goes down to your manhood and lightly blows on it.
Once Billy got done checking Tammy's oil, Becky had the heart to give him a cool down.
by Wet Wednesday January 14, 2009
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Cool Guy

A total tool; a guy who swears he's cool but everyone else knows he's a complete and utter scrub.
Person 1: Bro, he's such a COOL GUY.
Person 2: I know, he wouldn't shut up about his acoustic guitar and how good he is at MMA.
Person 1: I know right? What a tool.
by sarahazombie July 20, 2010
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Cool Beans

A really cool restaurant in Toms River, usually the place all the teens in town go to after they go to the decrepit movie theater next door. Known for their great coffee and awesome wraps, as well as the ancient art of karaoke every Monday night. It's got an excellent wait-staff that includes the craziest mofo on the planet Johnny Frana, he belittles and otherwise ridicules all the tweens that come in, but they're too stupid to realize it. The best thing on the menu is the appetizer sampler. In other words, it's the mecca of fun and entertainment if you don't feel like dealing with the bar scene.
Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'm gonna go to Cool Beans and watch Johnny belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.
by Echoes917 May 29, 2008
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