Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.

Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)

by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023

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Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

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erased dad

Dad suffering from parental alienation

"He is an erased dad, his ex creates preposterous reasons for being angry with the erased dad."

by Iowawildlifeaction February 7, 2022

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Dads house

The few days you can’t do anything

Friend: hey wanna hangout

Me: can’t I’m at my dads house

by Nothings available January 19, 2022

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dad stance

A formidable pose only mastered by that of the father variety, most common in baseball dads. It consists of a semi wide stance with hands on love handles followed by an exasperated sigh

John: dang Ethan got that dad stance

by Dad_stance0809 April 6, 2023

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