nice

1) an adjective used in a variety of positive contexts
2) a response to a good report or prediction

1) her rack is nice
i fucked ur mum nice n hard
that is a nice stang
2) "were going to jonny's party" "nice"
"my teacher raped me" "nice"
"dude a shark bit my leg off!" "nice"

by Marky Mark November 15, 2003

nice guy

A nice guy is loving,careing thats there for her in the time of need and repects her but in the end it.women that go out with nice guys will suck the life out of you and take your money. nice guys when are you going to wake up a stop feeling sorry about your self being nice will only give you heart break and pain and being used because women see you as being weak

nice guy saying:am a nice guy. girl saying:your sweet i just want to be friends (she thinking) do have money

by greenshadowblue January 13, 2009

Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.

Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?

by Jack De October 9, 2008

How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU

The drink served by pissed-off housewives who take to much shit from their loudmouth idiotic, shithead husbands.

Husband #1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had

Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.

Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.

Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.

A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!

by Nark1331 November 17, 2009

Nice & Laughin'

A state of extreme happiness mainly due to a large amount of money coming ones way,a good sexual encounter or a nice high from a variety of drugs

" I'm was out all weekend with that Tax Rebate money, fanny everywhere. Nice & Laughin'!! "

by John Gaskell March 20, 2004

Nicel

A word to describe a nice gesture.

You smile when my heart is broken, thats not nicel.

by Webster Jake August 24, 2008

do it up sum nice

a phrase meaning get it done. Often describing somethig that was done. Often heard on the streets of dorchester.

Mikes a fag, lets jump him

Yeah lets do it up sum nice

worbs

by Biff Leary March 25, 2007