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yur mum

A phrase that completely obliterates your life and your future in a matter of seconds
You: Yur Mum

John the bully: gets kicked out of school is rejected by family and is diagnosed with every type of cancer in the world
mugGet the yur mummug.

ur mum

someone i will be engaging in intercourse with tonight.
by Claireymondo March 18, 2022
mugGet the ur mummug.

MuM D

A person who is known by many, often the funny guy in the group. He/she usually is the player in the group.
MuM D is the nickname I would give john
by IamDontai November 23, 2021
mugGet the MuM Dmug.

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
mugGet the Mum textmug.

your mum

your mum, is a commonly used joke in the UK being used by the youth here in Britain.
your mum is the fittest in this room
by Itsnitcuckingblank January 7, 2023
mugGet the your mummug.

UR MUM

What you say when you have nothing to do when you get roasted.
by SUSSyBAKacough January 15, 2022
mugGet the UR MUMmug.

Ur mum gay

Ur mum gay is the dankest shit of shit
Steve: Ur mum gay
Ur mum: No U
by uyughhhjhkjhjhkjhjk March 10, 2018
mugGet the Ur mum gaymug.

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