Weird group.
Have about two million kids.
Say they're not polygamist even though their prophet was(and claim the polygamist Mormons aren't the same)
Have pretty hot chicks.
Bc of his polygamist past most of them can trace ancestry back to Joseph Smith.
Claim their book of Mormon is a second Testament of Jesus, even though there is only one true book(the bible, according to the bible). Also claim to believe in the bible, even though the bible says their book is false.
Even though they're mislead, they're good people.
Have about two million kids.
Say they're not polygamist even though their prophet was(and claim the polygamist Mormons aren't the same)
Have pretty hot chicks.
Bc of his polygamist past most of them can trace ancestry back to Joseph Smith.
Claim their book of Mormon is a second Testament of Jesus, even though there is only one true book(the bible, according to the bible). Also claim to believe in the bible, even though the bible says their book is false.
Even though they're mislead, they're good people.
Me- The Smiths have twenty kids!
Billy- They must be Mormons...
Me- Their older daughter is pretty hot tho.... Ima go talk to her..
Billy- Be careful, or you'll end up with twenty kids of your own..
Billy- They must be Mormons...
Me- Their older daughter is pretty hot tho.... Ima go talk to her..
Billy- Be careful, or you'll end up with twenty kids of your own..
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