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Mormon

Weird group.
Have about two million kids.
Say they're not polygamist even though their prophet was(and claim the polygamist Mormons aren't the same)
Have pretty hot chicks.
Bc of his polygamist past most of them can trace ancestry back to Joseph Smith.
Claim their book of Mormon is a second Testament of Jesus, even though there is only one true book(the bible, according to the bible). Also claim to believe in the bible, even though the bible says their book is false.
Even though they're mislead, they're good people.
Me- The Smiths have twenty kids!
Billy- They must be Mormons...
Me- Their older daughter is pretty hot tho.... Ima go talk to her..
Billy- Be careful, or you'll end up with twenty kids of your own..
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A product of North Greenville College.
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Mormon Smackdown

When one man and several women engage in a dogpile/sexfest.
I got into a Mormon Smackdown last week and there were elbow drops and rimjobs everywhere.
by Thermos Frick July 3, 2008
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moron

Someone who is a Fool, a bit off a idiot, a Fool, and a bit off a twat!
"Hello you are a Moron Mr William!"

"But, But, But....No....."

"MORON"
by Rusty14 January 16, 2008
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Maroon

An individual whom is incapable to understand the hidden insult
Steven "Look at this kid he's such a maroon."

Austin "What's maroon i looked it up in the dictionary but all it said that its a color!"

Aaron "Austin, your not going to find maroon in the dictionary."
by SIRMIDNIGHT May 26, 2010
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Mormon

Mormon is a cult not a religion
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Mormon

Someone who is part of the Mormon cult.
1: Have you heard about Jimmy?
2: Isn't he one of the few people who was able to escape the Mormon church?
1: Well technically he is still a member, but doesn't believe in any of that stuff.
by GengarVenom April 13, 2019
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