Miley Cyrus

A beautiful, 17-year old TALENTED girl who has won 10+ awards and gets hated on by people who don't enjoy anything besides their own kind of music. :)

*song playing* Everybody needs inspiration, Everybody needs a song. A beautiful melody when the nights so long...

Person 1: Who's singing this song? I like it. It's soft and catchy... Legit.

Person 2: Miley Cyrus, duh. YouTube it.

Miley Cyrus by hola. September 25, 2010

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Mikey

To be retarded, have red hair and smell like fish.

Mikey's hair is orange, therefore he is a ranga

Mikey by FELICIA ^^ December 15, 2008

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mikey brewer

he is one of the sweetest guys on this universe :) he always know how to make you laugh and smile 24/7 everytime i talk to him my heart starts to melt and i get butterflies all in my stomach , he is just soooo amazing :) he knows how to treat a women he definitely is not like all the other guys. he is everything a girl would want and im very very blessed to have him in my life im gonna keep him forever !! and im never ever gonna let him go away <3 I LOVE YOU MIKEY FOREVER AND ALWAYS

mikey brewer:you are one of the sweetest most beautifulest girl ive ever talked too you make me sooooo very happy :)

taylor:awwwwwww you make me sooo happy tooo im in love with you ive never felt like this bout any guy before

mikey brewer:awwww baby your sooo sweet <3 im in love with you tooo im gonna stay with you forever and im never gonna loose you baby I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH

mikey brewer by taytay65132132 May 26, 2011

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Miley Touch

Coined after Miley Cyrus
The opposite of the Midas Touch.

When someone is jinxed.

A person that lacks true talent or skills and makes what could have been or was a good thing bad.
When something is bad or broken and someone tries to fix it but fails.

My older brother tried to help me with my homework. With his Miley Touch, I still failed.
Myspace was bad and Justin Timberlake gave it the Miley Touch. It will never be good again.
My wife's cooking is so bad. I tried to cook one night , but my Miley Touch didn't help because it ended up burnt.
Her ex was so lousy in bed that he read the Kama Sutra. When he tried some new positions, his Miley Touch ended up giving him a broken penis.

Miley Touch by Jack Noph December 3, 2013