Mental giant

The opposite of a mental midget, someone who is a 9 foot tall ogre in their mind, even if they're five foot nothing.

Guy 1- Why is he/she always slouching like that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her. It's kind of like the way some people get a tattoo so nobody will mess with them.

Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

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mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).

"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"

by captainjayjay June 25, 2020

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Mentally Molest

To put an NSFW image in someone's head when they don't want to think of that image.

Jason: Yo Joe! I heard Jenna fucked her sister!
Joe: Ew! Gross!
Jason: They had a threesome later with Lily!
Joe: Oh my god, please stop! You are mentally molesting me!

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT September 12, 2020

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Ford mentality

When you drive confidently and carelessly to make the other drivers in the street scared of you and not the other way around

Jimothy: Muayad has ford mentality

Cummings: what’s that ?
Jimothy: it when you’re driving manlier than others

by Muayad October 4, 2020

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Mental stick

A thin wooden pole with some sort of metal thing on top, usually is sold at "the cum bucket" or you can pre-order the latest version online.
Side-notes:
is completely different from a knife
Is usually very expensive

Stand back! I got a mental stick and I'm not afraid to use it!

by MishonSticks® April 11, 2017

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