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wig mechanic 

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.
"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke
wig mechanic by glaring August 19, 2013

lady mechanic 

A craftsman or technician who uses tools to build or repair lady machinery; see also, OB/GYN.
I went for my yearly tune-up with the lady mechanic.
lady mechanic by nikkipal December 27, 2013

skateboard mechanic 

A person with little skill or lacking in complexity and sophistication.
Man, that guy is so simple he majored in skateboard mechanics.

Perhaps the person who designed this airplane without wings was more of a skateboard mechanic.
skateboard mechanic by Chin-nutz February 27, 2017

Flesh mechanic 

Another term for medical practitioners, allied health personnel and anyone really who deals with treating the human body
Steve: what are you going to study when you get to college?
Matt: i really like flesh mechanics.

Meggie/Megan/Darling 

he is a beautiful person who'll you unconditionally. She'll break someone's knees for you! She's the girl you think about all the time. You'll envie her for the rest of your life becaus she is so talented! You wish you could be with her every second of every day and when you're apart you think of her. She makes your heart flutter and gives you shortness of breath. You only wish that you could give back the same love she give to you
She has such passion for the things she loves and when She goes on a tangent about something that doesn't really matter to you she somehow pulls your interest. She has a very good heart so whenever you're down she'll pick you back up again. She has the most beautiful eyes that you could just get lost in they are so full of love. She is so beautiful and you could just sit and look at her no words needed but her voice is so lovely that you want to hear it. Her voice is such a sound and when she starts talking it's always something interesting, even when it's not you could just listen to her talk for hours on end! You'll never get tired of her and even if you do you know you can't live without her. She'll be such a big part of your life, such a big part. She will tell you "I love you" before you go to sleep and you can help but say it back to her because she's so wonderful
She's a rare gift that should be treasured by each and every person who meets her. You'll love her with all your heart because she's yours! she will love you forever and alway
Yassss it's Meggie/Megan/Darling!!

Meggie/Megan/Darling will break you if you hurt her friends

boner mechanic 

Somebody who works on or fixes a boner
Went to see the boner mechanic last night, she worked on my cock.
boner mechanic by ThePanzyPanda November 28, 2018