One of the greatest games of the 21st century. It helped raise a new generation of people young and old, and has helped millions. A very impactful and enjoyable game to play with friends or by yourself. Truly a masterpiece
Friend #1: Hey man what’s up?
Friend #2: nothing much I’m just playing Minecraft with the boys
Friend #1: oh shit I’ll be on in 5
Friend #2: nothing much I’m just playing Minecraft with the boys
Friend #1: oh shit I’ll be on in 5
by Big_T_lmao December 28, 2020
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by anonymous February 27, 2025
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-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy
by mistermorgan October 16, 2022
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Minecraft is a game where you mine and craft, you start in the overworld when you build a nether portal and light it you go to hell, kill a blaze and get their blaze rods, craft those blaze rods into blaze powder, kill a few enderman, combine their eyes with your blaze powers then you get this really cool eye and you gotta throw it but pray to good it doesn't break because that shit breaks like a toothpick, when you get to a stronghold find a portal, place the eyes inside it, go to the end, kill a dragon and you win. writing this made me realise how messed up minecraft is sometimes.
by reallyunfunnyguy December 7, 2023
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"You up for some Minecraft?"
by Isaac Dicks February 6, 2021
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